- If you're not tired, NOBODY MAKES YOU GO TO BED ANYWAY!
- If you have no real food, Chex Mix and Mountain Dew is a completely acceptable substitution.
- If you want to stay up until 6am and then sleep until 3:30pm on Saturday, nobody cares!
- "Laundry Day" is a magical phrase which excuses wearing ANY combination of absurd, back-of-your-closet clothing.
On that note, my dear readers, I bid you goodnight (or good morning) because it's 5am and I have somewhere to be at 11. TTFN.